Useless Facts About Me

I am 5' 11" tall

I weight 150 pounds

I have brown hair

I have blue eyes

I am a Shipping/Receiving Manager

I am bored

I drive a Mercury Grand Marquis

I live in Candor, New York

I know how to do lots of stuff

But I am a master of none of it

I work 2nd shift

My farts stink

I "pooh" twice a day

I hate spinach

I love steak and eggs

I am sick of writing useless facts about me